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Stuck in paradise, really stuck

By Joe Holden | April 4, 2002
"Alright, now I'm going to push. All I want you to do is slowly accelerate on the gas. Don't floor it!" I said this to my girlfriend, Kelly, as I rolled up my sleeves to push my ton-something Buick. Of course her Dodge Neon is no match for my car, and she poorly misjudged its power.

A National Lampoon talent

By Joe Holden | November 15, 2001
Thanksgiving is already here. It's the beginning of the greatest season of the entire year. Thanksgiving is the threshold of eating, decorating, visiting with family, crazy mall confrontations, school break and so much more. I will begin fasting on Sunday in order to pack it all in on Thursday night.

No fibs on the resume

By Joe Holden | October 18, 2001
Have you ever been stuck in a lie? How about a small white lie? If you answered “yes” then read on. If you answered… Read More

`Ain’t no mountain high enough’

By Joe Holden | May 3, 2001
photos by Justine DiFilippo by Joe Holden copy editor The women’s lacrosse team made the tough climb up the mountain and peaked victoriously over… Read More

Mother Ursula Infante, MSC, 1897 – 2001, Cabrini foundress dies; legacy lives on

By Joe Holden | April 19, 2001
by Joe Holden editor in chief This is the story of Mother Ursula Infante’s last days. Mother Infante had been placed on deathwatch a… Read More

Corrupt police: beat it

By Joe Holden | April 5, 2001
Life is all about making mistakes. Learning from mistakes teaches us about accomplishment. Philadelphia Police Captain James Brady made a huge mistake when he… Read More

Clinton won’t escape this time

By Joe Holden | March 1, 2001
It’s time to put an end to the Clinton regime and his mockery of the American legal system. His pardons are what should be… Read More

Infante 104; founder’s day established

By Joe Holden | February 22, 2001
photo by Joe Holden by Joe Holden editor in chief State courts were battling whether women should be allowed to vote. William McKinley was… Read More

Action News cameraman `has seen the world’

By Joe Holden | February 22, 2001
by Joe Holden “I’m an equal opportunity shafter,” Eric Goldenberg said. He gives both sides coverage with bias to either. A retired Channel 6… Read More

Infante 104, founder’s day established

By Joe Holden | February 22, 2001
by Joe Holden State courts were battling whether women should be allowed to vote. William McKinley was president and Academy Award-winning director and filmmaker… Read More
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Stuck in paradise, really stuck

By Joe Holden | April 4, 2002
"Alright, now I'm going to push. All I want you to do is slowly accelerate on the gas. Don't floor it!" I said this to my girlfriend, Kelly, as I rolled up my sleeves to push my ton-something Buick. Of course her Dodge Neon is no match for my car, and she poorly misjudged its power.

A National Lampoon talent

By Joe Holden | November 15, 2001
Thanksgiving is already here. It's the beginning of the greatest season of the entire year. Thanksgiving is the threshold of eating, decorating, visiting with family, crazy mall confrontations, school break and so much more. I will begin fasting on Sunday in order to pack it all in on Thursday night.

No fibs on the resume

By Joe Holden | October 18, 2001
Have you ever been stuck in a lie? How about a small white lie? If you answered “yes” then read on. If you answered… Read More

`Ain’t no mountain high enough’

By Joe Holden | May 3, 2001
photos by Justine DiFilippo by Joe Holden copy editor The women’s lacrosse team made the tough climb up the mountain and peaked victoriously over… Read More

Mother Ursula Infante, MSC, 1897 – 2001, Cabrini foundress dies; legacy lives on

By Joe Holden | April 19, 2001
by Joe Holden editor in chief This is the story of Mother Ursula Infante’s last days. Mother Infante had been placed on deathwatch a… Read More

Corrupt police: beat it

By Joe Holden | April 5, 2001
Life is all about making mistakes. Learning from mistakes teaches us about accomplishment. Philadelphia Police Captain James Brady made a huge mistake when he… Read More

Clinton won’t escape this time

By Joe Holden | March 1, 2001
It’s time to put an end to the Clinton regime and his mockery of the American legal system. His pardons are what should be… Read More

Infante 104; founder’s day established

By Joe Holden | February 22, 2001
photo by Joe Holden by Joe Holden editor in chief State courts were battling whether women should be allowed to vote. William McKinley was… Read More

Action News cameraman `has seen the world’

By Joe Holden | February 22, 2001
by Joe Holden “I’m an equal opportunity shafter,” Eric Goldenberg said. He gives both sides coverage with bias to either. A retired Channel 6… Read More

Infante 104, founder’s day established

By Joe Holden | February 22, 2001
by Joe Holden State courts were battling whether women should be allowed to vote. William McKinley was president and Academy Award-winning director and filmmaker… Read More
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